Looking for greeting cards that express the sentiments of dictators, demagogues, and tyrants? Look no more. Dictatorgoods.com provides cards for every occasion. O.K., maybe just the occasion that calls for a card quoting Nero, Mussolini, or someone of that ilk.
Want to send the worst St. Patrick's day card ever? How about a thank you card that quotes Oliver Cromwell?
The Genghis Khan card is my favorite. "The Greatest Happiness" quotes the cover, to be continued inside "is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
Good times, good times.
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